Invasion Landing Sites


The location I chose to land when I began my quest for the Fiery lotus was galactic coordinates 86778*7798/65687*5889. Locally this area was named “Kualoa Ranch” of the Oahu island of Hawaii. (Which happens to mean “Land of plentiful joy” in my native tongue) I then used my powers of shadow melding to gain access to the Secret Island. Those “Normal” humans whom had booked through Kualoa Ranch used the provided private ferry to get there. I was amazed once I got there of the astounding white beaches and delicious BBQ (Robot San is still decoding that acronym) they provide. The many humans amused themselves with a simple ping-pong game similar to those used in our school for young ninjas to teach our lightning reflexes. They then collapsed into strange net like things they referred to as “hammocks” and proceeded to lose consciousness. Others lost themselves in kayaking and this “snorkeling” which looks like imitating the aqueous people of the Ferruyt oceans. Someone also mentioned Catamaran Cruises but I will remote more on this once I free myself from this “hammock.”

Despite the treacherous alien traps I give this landing site 5 ninja stars!

Posted by A Ninja on 18. 08. 2008 in Ninja Likes | 1 Comment |

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  1. Tim on October 10, 2008 8:54 am

    Chris is the furthest thing from a nutritional advisor..his idea of a good diet is two Jr. Whoppers..but since they’re Jr’s it doesn’t seem as unhealthy..

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