Alien Ninja v. Ask a Ninja
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Robot San: Texture Test
Here’s a texture mapping test from the CG guys for Alien Ninja’s sidekick, Robot San.
Behind the Ninja: part 6
Alien Ninja Wallpaper
Ask and you shall receive. Alien Ninja wallpaper for your desktop!
Behind the Ninja: part 5
36 Hours in the Barnyard
Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes at Barnyard FX? Here’s 36 hours in photos.
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Behind the Ninja: part 4
Invasion Landing Sites
The location I chose to land when I began my quest for the Fiery lotus was galactic coordinates 86778*7798/65687*5889. Locally this area was named “Kualoa Ranch” of the Oahu island of Hawaii. (Which happens to mean “Land of plentiful joy” in my native tongue) I then used my powers of shadow melding to gain access to the Secret Island. Those “Normal” humans whom had booked through Kualoa Ranch used the provided private ferry to get there. I was amazed once I got there of the astounding white beaches and delicious BBQ (Robot San is still decoding that acronym) they provide. The many humans amused themselves with a simple ping-pong game similar to those used in our school for young ninjas to teach our lightning reflexes. They then collapsed into strange net like things they referred to as “hammocks” and proceeded to lose consciousness. Others lost themselves in kayaking and this “snorkeling” which looks like imitating the aqueous people of the Ferruyt oceans. Someone also mentioned Catamaran Cruises but I will remote more on this once I free myself from this “hammock.”
Despite the treacherous alien traps I give this landing site 5 ninja stars!
Guide to Compatible Local Foodstuffs
I have discovered one of this planet’s finest delicacies “SPAM Musubi”. A unique taste which I have only once encountered before on Ssorg 5 of the Getrutte system. This however was from a wild animal that had to be hunted and slain only 19 Yerts (Thats 5 Earth minutes) before eating — but that is beside the point. Upon tasting these delicacies I knew I would have to acquire the method used to create this foodstuff. Utilizing my shadow stealth train I managed to procure the “recipe” for the “SPAM Musibi” from a large stack the cooking drone had foolishly left on the table. I now pass this information on as it is only just that the common man know about these!
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Best Location For Staging Reconnaissance Campaigns
Imperative to a successful campaign on another planet is a proper staging location. While I had to send my ship out to maintain complete stealth I stayed in local lodging known as the Aqua Wave Hotel.
Centrally located to my mission in Waikiki, this staging area provided a very relaxing atmosphere to unwind after my scouting missions, with large rooms able to accommodate my incredibly sizable ninja-trained muscular bulk along with that of Robot San.
Robot San even made a friends with the refrigerator and microwave in the room (he does enjoy his binary conversations).
All in all 5 Ninja stars.
